Buttons

Always leave clothes and weapons where you can find them in the dark.

	Have an affair.  It'll help break up the monogamy.

Where is human nature so weak as in the bookstore?

		How can I miss you when you won't go away?

To you I'm an agnostic.  To God, I'm the loyal opposition.

	Hedonist for Hire -- No job too easy.

Right after I graduate, I'm gonna sit in a tree, cut the soles off my shoes, 
and learn to play the flute.

	Relaxed Agnostic Bisexual:  I don't know, I don't care, and maybe 
	I'll sleep with it.

I am a bookaholic.  If you are a decent person, you will sell me books at 
half price.
	
	WENCH  Woman Entitled to Nights of Complete Happiness

The nice thing about standards is that you have so many to choose from.

	I'd rather have a bigot think I'm a lesbian, than have a
	lesbian think I'm a bigot.

Seppuku button(tm) - To use, fold back pin.

	I practice parallel monogamy.

Writing is easy.  All you do is stare at a blank screen until drops of
blood form on your forehead.